Part 4 ( THE END )

Sorry for taking such a long time to continue the story ..
So .. like I said .. dad has finally called a sheikh o he is coming after 9alat elmaghreb!
Dad: ( calling mom on the phone) we are close .. let her get ready ..
Mom: inshalla ..
Mom: ( talking calling my little sis) gomay lebsay 3abatich o 7i6ay laffa 3ala rasech .. kahom wa9leen.
Little sis: inshalla Yuma .. Yuma .. am scared !
Mom: enshala mako ela kil khair .. enshala ra7 efekna min hally met9ali6 3alaich
Crazycat: Yuma ana bag3ad eb my room o gololy when ur all done plz ( I was scared my self)
Dash obooy ma3ah elshaikh and my brother ..
It was like the movie The Exorcist !! when the priest was holding the holy water and spraying it all around the house .. elshaikh was doing the same .. kan yegra aaya .. o masek gharsha feeha may magrey feeh .. weresh bel zawaya malat elbait .. o then dash ghorfat my little sis, gam yegra feeha qur’an o eresh elmay .. then my dad noticed him 6awal 3end elzawya ely 9oub elbab .. o shaf ena 6a7at mina gharshat elmay .. !!
Any ways kamal elshaikh gerayata then he said to my dad we need to talk !
Ra7aw el9ala ma3ahum my brother ..
Elshaikh: ya bu flan .. baitkom feeh ketab se7er .. loona akhthar .. u have to take it out of the house .
Dad: puzzled !! min wain hal ketab !!
Elshaikh : dawrooh o 6al3ooh bara elbait tekhali9aw mina !
Dad: enshalla will do
Elshaikh: ya bu flan .. fee 3endekom bel bait 7aywanat em7ane6a o yeld 7aya ! takhali9aw min hal sowalif allah yertha 3alaik .
Dad: shocked ! ee na3am 3endy hadaya min elsafeer elsoodany !!
Elshaikh: ya buflan hal sowalif mo zaina bel bait .. alla yertha 3alaik tekhala9 menha. O etha momkin etnadeely bentek jezak allah khair.
Dad: ( calling my sis) ta3alay yoba shway ..
Sis: hala yoba !
Dad: ta3alay yoba elshaikh bekalmich shway.
Sis: ?!?!?
Elshaikh: ya ekhty .. enty emsawya ashya’ wayed mo zaina .. entay em7athra arwa7 aw shay ?
Sis: ( meftashla wemnazla ras-ha) ee mmin ziman ..
Dad: shino ?! mita hal 7achee !!
Elshaikh: 6al 3omrek bu flan khalny akalemha shway .
Dad: enshalla .. ( 7ada 6afran wekhiz ekhty)
Elshaikh: ya ekhty hal shay 7aram o mayjooz o feeh atha o entay sheftay el’atha ely maraitay feeh ! .. o allah yahdeech enshalla o ye9le7ech ..
O ma sa3adtay 3omrech kilish .. la ga3da et9aleen o etnameen wentay mo 3ala wethoo’ .. ya ekhty kil hal ashyaa’ etsabeb mashakil entay eb ghena 3anha
Sis: crying
Elshaikh: allah ye9le7ech enshalla .. ekhtheeha na9ee7a meny .. gethbay 9alatich .. o wakhray 3an sowalif se7er o kharabee6 .. o egray qur’an 3ashan allah ewafgech we7afthech.
Sis: enshalla
Elshaikh: al7een momkin etkhaleena .. bakalem elwaled ..
She left .. and went to mom lamat-ha o gamat tabchy ..
Elshaikh: ya bu flan .. khalek waraha o en9a7ha .. o mithil ma wa9aitek dawraw hal ketab o takhali9aw min el7aywanat lem7ane6a .. o allah yahdekom o ye9la7 7alkom .. wana enshala amurkom ba3ad fatra ashoof awtha3kom ..
Dad: ya36eek alf 3afya o maga9art 6al 3omrek ..
Mesha obooy ma3a elshaikh lain elbab .. bas 6awelaw thalaw yetkalemoon ! o obooy wayha kan metwaheg 3ala madre shloun !fee shay thayega !
O kan okhooy wagef ma3ahum .. ham wayha met3omis !
Then mesha elshaikh .. o dashaw obooy o okhooy .. bas ma galaw shay lena .. !
Mom: ha shfeekum ?
Dad: la salamtich mako shay .. bas ya om flan .. allah yertha 3alaich elshaikh gal ako ketab mal se7er loona akhthar bel bait .. shofeely eyah waina o 7ergeeh .. o ana basheel el7aywanat lem7ane6a o batkhala9 menhum enshalla .. tara elshaikh emwa9eeny !
Mom: enshalla ra7 anfuth elbait wadawra !
Sis: yoma I think mawjood eb ghorfat elmakhzan !
Mom : khaleeny adawer washoof .. o la etyeboon kotob chetheeh mara thanya mo nag9een balawee e7na !
Sis: ( emnazla ras-ha) enshala Yuma .. Yuma shloon al7een .. mako shay khala9 ? mara7 ye6la3ly shay ?
Mom: enshalla 7abeebty .. o incase .. namay 3endy aw 3end ekhtech ellaila ..
Dad: o meskay 9alatich ya bent .. o egray qur’an .. o teyadeday gabel latnameen .. o ba6lay kharabee6kom hathy .. tara elmara elyaya mara7 askit
Sis: enshala yuba ( en7ashat)
CrazyCat: ( grabbing my brother ) ta3al enta .. ashof wayhek met3omis ent o dad .. eshgalekom elshaikh 3end elbab ?
Bro: hmmm wala shay ..
Crazycat: na3aaam !! betge9 3ala mino enta ?
Bro: yetlafat .. ok bas latgooleen 7ag omy wala sis !
Crazycat: ok ok wala magool .. bas ta7acha !
Bro: elshaikh gal .. ena elyinne ely ye6la3 7ag little sis .. yabeeha .. 7abha ..
Crazycat: na3am ?
Bro: egool makan rathy yamshy .. o kanat 9aja lema etgool ena etshoof wa7id ye6la3 min elzawya ely 9oub elbab .. hathak mukana !!! o kan sleeping with her !
Crazycat: WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she told me thaaaaaaaaaaaat !!!!
Bro: egool kan em3aned ma yaby ehed-ha o ma yaby ye6la3 min elbait .. 7ita 6aya7 gharshat elmay min eed elshaikh .. o jidamy ana o obooy 9ar hal shay !! shefnaah 6a7at elgharsha mina lema wo9al 3end elzawya ely 3end elbab .. o shalha o rad eresh ehnak o 6awal ebhal mukan !! loo eny mo shayef elshay eb3ainee chan ma 9adagta !! bas 9ar jidamna ana o booy !!
Crazycat: shit !! this is really scarry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro: sektay chiny ana banam 3endich elyoom !
Crazycat: etnam 3endy ! ana banam 3end omyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bro: o gal lena ena enshala kil shay e9eer ok bas incase bemor ohoo bain fatra o fatra echayek ..
Crazycat: geltoola 3an el7asharat ?
Bro: eeeeeeeeeeeh !! gal hathail taba3hum !!
Crazycat: ay shay 9a7 ?
Bro: wala el3atheem rawaita ely bel jar .. o gal lena .. wel daleel bas eb ghorfat-ha e6la3aw!
Crazycat: shit shit !!
Bro: latgoleen 7ag omy o ikhty ely feehum kafeehum ..
Crazycat: enshala I wonttttttttttttttttt
Bro: shloon al7een ?
Crazycat: shino shlon al7een ?
Bro: mara7 agdar anam ! shakli baroo7 anam bel diwaneya 3end elshabab
Crazycat: roo7 ana banam 3end mama .. 9arga3tnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bro: yala khal amshy ana
Crazycat: ok take care ..
He left .. o ana 7adee met9arge3aaaaaaaaaa .. o 9ij 9ij madre shloon nemt ebdaree ! ma buga aaya ma garait-ha .. off this is really scarryyyyyyyyyyy
my sis namat 3end mom ..
wel7emdella kil shay rad 6abee3ey .. bas my sis 6awalat 3ala magdarat terja3 wetnam in her room .. I don’t blame her walla !

this story happened in 2002-03 .. thats about 6 years ago .. she is fine now .. but whenever she remembers it she mumbles ( i was soo stupid .. i was crazy and stupid istaghferllah )!!