My older sister is married and have two beautiful daughters ( tota : 3 yrs, and shosha 18 months) .. wem’ajreen min fatra bait kebeer , 9a7ba is a Dr wekamel derasta bara weya ahala ! elbait 3ajeeb kebeeer 6abeqain o serdab !Elserdab kan e7saineya min kobra !! now 9arlehum couple of months min eskenaw feeh..
Last week she called me :
Last week she called me :
CrazyCat: Alooo
Sister: Aloo Haaaa
CrazyCat: Haa entay !! shloonich ???
Sis: ( in a sleepy tune) zainaaa wentayyy ???
CrazyCat: zaina, shloon elbanat ( her daughters) ???
Sis: zaineen .. wee ma getlech !!
CrazyCat: allah yaster shino ???
Sis: well .. toota ( her becher ) yatley chan etgooly mama .. mabee baitna hatha !!
And I said why mama whats wrong ?? she said there is a boy bel serdab killa blood !!
And I said why mama whats wrong ?? she said there is a boy bel serdab killa blood !!
CrazyCat: WTF !!
Sis: I asked her laish mama kila blood ?? toota: madlee mama ohoo eteg roo7a ( e6eg/ hit him self) !! chan ye6la3 dam !!
CrazyCat: …..
Sis: wainech ???
CrazyCat: chuckle !!
Sis: hahahahahha are you ok ??
CrazyCat: ma boga filim ekhare3 ma 6ara 3ala baley hahahahahhahaha
Sis : hahahahah
CrazyCat: am never gonna step into ur house again !
Sis: hahahahahhaha ummm shasawi !?
CrazyCat: 6el3aw dawraw bait thany hahahahaha
Sis: mama told me to put qur’an bel bait killa !!
CrazyCat: well that’s a start, and yeebay shaikh yegra bel bait !!
Sis: yeah I will do that to !
CrazyCat: r u scared ???
Sis: hahahhahahahhaha BIG TIME !!
CrazyCat: I hate u for telling me this hehehhehehe
Sis: shasawi basharek kom khar3ety hahahah
CrazyCat: ok update me she9eer weyach ok o boosely elgirls !
Sis: ok thelfay bye ..
Crazycat: bye heheheh
The day after :
The day after :
CrazyCat: Aloooo
Sis: Haaa
CrazyCat: Haa entay !!
Sis: aakhir lakhbar !!
CrazyCat: ya sater ester ! ma warach ela elmo9ayeb !!
Sis: re7t sharait mosajelat o 7a6ait fee kil door wa7da o shaghalt elqur’an !
CrazyCat: zain etsaween !
Sis: bas 9ar shay !!
CrazyCat : yummaaa shinoooooooooo !!
Sis: heheheheh .. allah esalmech Jassim ( our younger brother) ra7 ma3a toota elserdab e7e6oon elmusajela .. chan yes’alha wain sheftay elboy ?? chan et’asher 3ala ghorfat elmakhzan elmagfoula ! chan eroo7 eba6el elbab be6el .. wela toota etgoola NOOOOO hshshshsh shway shway the boy is sleeping inside !!
Chan Jassom efasheg yayny yarketh min elkhar3a hahahhahahahahahahahah
Chan Jassom efasheg yayny yarketh min elkhar3a hahahhahahahahahahahah
CrazyCat: WTH !! that’s not funny u idiot !! get out of that house !!
Sis: la walla many 6al3a !! wain aroo7 !!
CrazyCat: zain u think its an imaginary friend ?
Sis: No I don’t think so ! la’ana salfa thanya 9arat !!
CrazyCat: shino ba3aaaaaaaaaad ?
Sis: kina ga3deen kilina bel living room, chan enlabis shoosha ( bent-ha le9gheera) melfa3 .. chan
etshoofha toota wetgooly hehehe etshabeh 3abassa !!
crazyCat: haw mino 3abassa !!!
sis: sa’alt-ha mama mino 3abasa ??? chan toota etgool hathy wa7da teg3ad chetheeh ( eg3edat 3ala erkabha) o tal6om !!
CrazyCat: chukle !! ummm hathail yananwa shee3a ? hehehehehhe
Sis: elthaher hahahahahah
Crazycat: o ba3dain weyaha bentech ???
Sis: ma adreeeeeeeeeeeee wana 7adey met9arge3a !!
CrazyCat: change ur house mama !
Sis: many emghayra ma 9adagt 3ala allah legaita ! bayeeb shaikh yegra wenshoof !
CrazyCat: ambaih !! deeray balich 3ala e3yalich !!
Sis: allah kareeem !
CrazyCat: zain thelfay entay o yananwetech !
Sis: heheheh bye.
I sill dont know whats gonna happen .. lo ana chan gabait min elbait 9ara7a :P
ombaay!! low hatha ana chan ana awal wa7da min7asha min in il bait XD
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