Me & My Sister !

My older sister is married and have two beautiful daughters ( tota : 3 yrs, and shosha 18 months) .. wem’ajreen min fatra bait kebeer , 9a7ba is a Dr wekamel derasta bara weya ahala ! elbait 3ajeeb kebeeer 6abeqain o serdab !Elserdab kan e7saineya min kobra !! now 9arlehum couple of months min eskenaw feeh..

Last week she called me :

CrazyCat: Alooo

Sister: Aloo Haaaa

CrazyCat: Haa entay !! shloonich ???

Sis: ( in a sleepy tune) zainaaa wentayyy ???

CrazyCat: zaina, shloon elbanat ( her daughters) ???

Sis: zaineen .. wee ma getlech !!

CrazyCat: allah yaster shino ???

Sis: well .. toota ( her becher ) yatley chan etgooly mama .. mabee baitna hatha !!
And I said why mama whats wrong ?? she said there is a boy bel serdab killa blood !!

CrazyCat: WTF !!

Sis: I asked her laish mama kila blood ?? toota: madlee mama ohoo eteg roo7a ( e6eg/ hit him self) !! chan ye6la3 dam !!

CrazyCat: …..

Sis: wainech ???

CrazyCat: chuckle !!

Sis: hahahahahha are you ok ??

CrazyCat: ma boga filim ekhare3 ma 6ara 3ala baley hahahahahhahaha

Sis : hahahahah

CrazyCat: am never gonna step into ur house again !

Sis: hahahahahhaha ummm shasawi !?

CrazyCat: 6el3aw dawraw bait thany hahahahaha

Sis: mama told me to put qur’an bel bait killa !!

CrazyCat: well that’s a start, and yeebay shaikh yegra bel bait !!

Sis: yeah I will do that to !

CrazyCat: r u scared ???

Sis: hahahhahahahhaha BIG TIME !!

CrazyCat: I hate u for telling me this hehehhehehe

Sis: shasawi basharek kom khar3ety hahahah

CrazyCat: ok update me she9eer weyach ok o boosely elgirls !

Sis: ok thelfay bye ..

Crazycat: bye heheheh

The day after :

CrazyCat: Aloooo

Sis: Haaa

CrazyCat: Haa entay !!

Sis: aakhir lakhbar !!

CrazyCat: ya sater ester ! ma warach ela elmo9ayeb !!

Sis: re7t sharait mosajelat o 7a6ait fee kil door wa7da o shaghalt elqur’an !

CrazyCat: zain etsaween !

Sis: bas 9ar shay !!

CrazyCat : yummaaa shinoooooooooo !!

Sis: heheheheh .. allah esalmech Jassim ( our younger brother) ra7 ma3a toota elserdab e7e6oon elmusajela .. chan yes’alha wain sheftay elboy ?? chan et’asher 3ala ghorfat elmakhzan elmagfoula ! chan eroo7 eba6el elbab be6el .. wela toota etgoola NOOOOO hshshshsh shway shway the boy is sleeping inside !!
Chan Jassom efasheg yayny yarketh min elkhar3a hahahhahahahahahahahah

CrazyCat: WTH !! that’s not funny u idiot !! get out of that house !!

Sis: la walla many 6al3a !! wain aroo7 !!

CrazyCat: zain u think its an imaginary friend ?

Sis: No I don’t think so ! la’ana salfa thanya 9arat !!

CrazyCat: shino ba3aaaaaaaaaad ?

Sis: kina ga3deen kilina bel living room, chan enlabis shoosha ( bent-ha le9gheera) melfa3 .. chan

etshoofha toota wetgooly hehehe etshabeh 3abassa !!

crazyCat: haw mino 3abassa !!!

sis: sa’alt-ha mama mino 3abasa ??? chan toota etgool hathy wa7da teg3ad chetheeh ( eg3edat 3ala erkabha) o tal6om !!

CrazyCat: chukle !! ummm hathail yananwa shee3a ? hehehehehhe

Sis: elthaher hahahahahah

Crazycat: o ba3dain weyaha bentech ???

Sis: ma adreeeeeeeeeeeee wana 7adey met9arge3a !!

CrazyCat: change ur house mama !

Sis: many emghayra ma 9adagt 3ala allah legaita ! bayeeb shaikh yegra wenshoof !

CrazyCat: ambaih !! deeray balich 3ala e3yalich !!

Sis: allah kareeem !

CrazyCat: zain thelfay entay o yananwetech !

Sis: heheheh bye.

I sill dont know whats gonna happen .. lo ana chan gabait min elbait 9ara7a :P