Me & My Sister Part 2

Woke up late .. its weekend .. am so lazy !

Checked my mobile .. 1 missed call !

Oh its my sister !

I wrote her a msg ..

Hey whats up ? r u ok ??

Gemt elbathroom .. ghasalt o khala9t .. while am changing my clothes ..

asma3 mobiley edig !

CrazyCat: Aloo ..

Sis: Haaaa .. shlonich ?

CrazyCat: Haa entay ! shfeech r u ok ? .. ana zaina ..

Sis : Maw9eltech aakhir lakhbar !!

CrazyCat: OMG ! what whatttttttttttttttttt !

Sis: Last night kina ga3deen bel 9ala ely foug .. me, Toota, and jassom ( our brother ) .. watching TV, o Toota was looking at Tom & Jerry on the laptop next to Jassom ..
Faj’a sheft-ha lafat ras-ha 3ala janb ! she saw something that cought her attention ! then nazalt ras-ha and went back looking at the cartoons !
Then again she lifted her head and looked to the same place ( my bed room door ) .. so I asked her Toota mama shfeech 7abeebty ?
She was about to cry and said .. mama om 3abasa is here and I don’t want her !!

CrazyCat : WTF !!!!!!!!!! ( remembering the messenger movie , where the baby can see yananwa ! )

Sis : sektaaaaay I was so scared o eksarat kha6reee Toota !! getlaha mama mako a7ad wainha hathy ? chan etgool mama kaheee waraaa 3end ur bedroom .. then khashat her face 3end Jassom !
CrazyCat: ya mama eshna6raaaaaaaa .. yeebay sheikh yegra 3alaiha o 3ala elbait !! wala khayfa 3alaiha ba3ad 3omreyyy !!!

Sis: I know wallaaa .. khaly 3a6any raqam sheikh .. badeg 3alaih 3egob el9alat !!

CrazyCat: work fast on this .. la bentech testekhef 3alaina ba3ad 3omry L
Sis : I know ba3ad 3omrey 7abeebty !! .. I gave her loo7a o pen .. o asked her to draw for me 3abbasa !! guess what she did !

CrazyCat: damn damn !! whaaaaaat !!

Sis: she drew a circle .. then shay malfoof like laffa o dakhil el circle nose o eyes o mouth ..

CrazyCat: ya3ni nafs ma galat lekom thak elyoom 3an Shooosh lema labastoooha el melfa3 !!!

Sis : eeeeeeeh !!!!!

CrazyCat: ambaih L 7ayaty wala!! She is seeing yananwa !!esta3yelay bel sheikh la tan6ereen plzzzz !!

Sis: enshalla walla .. I am !

CrazyCat: o update me plzzzzzz

Sis: Inshalla I will !! yala talk to u later ..

CrazyCat: ok take care .. bye

Sis : bye

Kassra kha6reee Toota !! I don’t know what else she’s seeing !! wala moshkila elkids :(

Me & My Sister !

My older sister is married and have two beautiful daughters ( tota : 3 yrs, and shosha 18 months) .. wem’ajreen min fatra bait kebeer , 9a7ba is a Dr wekamel derasta bara weya ahala ! elbait 3ajeeb kebeeer 6abeqain o serdab !Elserdab kan e7saineya min kobra !! now 9arlehum couple of months min eskenaw feeh..

Last week she called me :

CrazyCat: Alooo

Sister: Aloo Haaaa

CrazyCat: Haa entay !! shloonich ???

Sis: ( in a sleepy tune) zainaaa wentayyy ???

CrazyCat: zaina, shloon elbanat ( her daughters) ???

Sis: zaineen .. wee ma getlech !!

CrazyCat: allah yaster shino ???

Sis: well .. toota ( her becher ) yatley chan etgooly mama .. mabee baitna hatha !!
And I said why mama whats wrong ?? she said there is a boy bel serdab killa blood !!

CrazyCat: WTF !!

Sis: I asked her laish mama kila blood ?? toota: madlee mama ohoo eteg roo7a ( e6eg/ hit him self) !! chan ye6la3 dam !!

CrazyCat: …..

Sis: wainech ???

CrazyCat: chuckle !!

Sis: hahahahahha are you ok ??

CrazyCat: ma boga filim ekhare3 ma 6ara 3ala baley hahahahahhahaha

Sis : hahahahah

CrazyCat: am never gonna step into ur house again !

Sis: hahahahahhaha ummm shasawi !?

CrazyCat: 6el3aw dawraw bait thany hahahahaha

Sis: mama told me to put qur’an bel bait killa !!

CrazyCat: well that’s a start, and yeebay shaikh yegra bel bait !!

Sis: yeah I will do that to !

CrazyCat: r u scared ???

Sis: hahahhahahahhaha BIG TIME !!

CrazyCat: I hate u for telling me this hehehhehehe

Sis: shasawi basharek kom khar3ety hahahah

CrazyCat: ok update me she9eer weyach ok o boosely elgirls !

Sis: ok thelfay bye ..

Crazycat: bye heheheh

The day after :

CrazyCat: Aloooo

Sis: Haaa

CrazyCat: Haa entay !!

Sis: aakhir lakhbar !!

CrazyCat: ya sater ester ! ma warach ela elmo9ayeb !!

Sis: re7t sharait mosajelat o 7a6ait fee kil door wa7da o shaghalt elqur’an !

CrazyCat: zain etsaween !

Sis: bas 9ar shay !!

CrazyCat : yummaaa shinoooooooooo !!

Sis: heheheheh .. allah esalmech Jassim ( our younger brother) ra7 ma3a toota elserdab e7e6oon elmusajela .. chan yes’alha wain sheftay elboy ?? chan et’asher 3ala ghorfat elmakhzan elmagfoula ! chan eroo7 eba6el elbab be6el .. wela toota etgoola NOOOOO hshshshsh shway shway the boy is sleeping inside !!
Chan Jassom efasheg yayny yarketh min elkhar3a hahahhahahahahahahahah

CrazyCat: WTH !! that’s not funny u idiot !! get out of that house !!

Sis: la walla many 6al3a !! wain aroo7 !!

CrazyCat: zain u think its an imaginary friend ?

Sis: No I don’t think so ! la’ana salfa thanya 9arat !!

CrazyCat: shino ba3aaaaaaaaaad ?

Sis: kina ga3deen kilina bel living room, chan enlabis shoosha ( bent-ha le9gheera) melfa3 .. chan

etshoofha toota wetgooly hehehe etshabeh 3abassa !!

crazyCat: haw mino 3abassa !!!

sis: sa’alt-ha mama mino 3abasa ??? chan toota etgool hathy wa7da teg3ad chetheeh ( eg3edat 3ala erkabha) o tal6om !!

CrazyCat: chukle !! ummm hathail yananwa shee3a ? hehehehehhe

Sis: elthaher hahahahahah

Crazycat: o ba3dain weyaha bentech ???

Sis: ma adreeeeeeeeeeeee wana 7adey met9arge3a !!

CrazyCat: change ur house mama !

Sis: many emghayra ma 9adagt 3ala allah legaita ! bayeeb shaikh yegra wenshoof !

CrazyCat: ambaih !! deeray balich 3ala e3yalich !!

Sis: allah kareeem !

CrazyCat: zain thelfay entay o yananwetech !

Sis: heheheh bye.

I sill dont know whats gonna happen .. lo ana chan gabait min elbait 9ara7a :P